1. Quentin Tarantino's face is very troll like. Like I want to Frostbolt it and loot its body for frostweave.
2. His voice is like stabs in my brain. Why are you so screechy, Quentin Tarantino?
3. Quentin Tarantino is a hack. He takes totally awesome ideas, that have already been done before, and just smashes them together. Then he disembowels the chronology and glues it back together haphazardly. Finally, he slaps on random celebrities to play the parts.
4. This is the most important reason. I always like his movies. It always just makes me die a little inside when I see a Quentin Tarantino movie and I like it. Why are you so good and yet a hack? Quentin Tarantino is the Andy Warhol of movies and that makes me sad.
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